The Hall of Fame

A.S.S-C's Greatest Postings

I. Fun is Fun

	Thanksgiving koan		Yet Another Official A.S.S-C FAQ		Oh, How the Mighty Have Fallen!
	How ASSCers™ Could Die		Scientists Clone ASSCer™		ASSCrabble™ + key
	How Pervs Meet		ASSC Anagrams		Be Careful!
	Drag and Drop Poetry		Secret Agent "Bob"		The Cochinoman Rap
	The Folding Incident		20/20 Interview		Pop Quiz
	I lapped a girl		Bob Smyth?		Saxbeat had a dream...
	A.S.S-C Election Day		SADC's "Vision"		PJ Party @ Bob's?
	Bob "can i be pope?" Smyth		EYE's pickup at Chez Paris		How Pervs Meet
	Is The Pope Healthy?		Saxbeat on Lapping in Church		A Pervert in Therapy
	My son needs a date, apply within...				THE MOST ANNOYING POST!

II. Reality Hurts

	Regression to the Mean		Dancers Make Lousy Souvenirs		Two Blocks from the Edge
	In a word...™ Part II (The Dressing Room)		95 Theses		Monogomy
	In a word...™ Part I (A.S.S-C)		the fonz writes an epilogue		Stripper Shit, DP, PL, Snaggy? ...it's ALL here.
	The Worst of a certain Dr.		Z Bone's Real Diary for November '97		My So-Called Life As an ASSCer™
	Who Knows Why?		Some Things You Can Never Take Back		My Brilliant Career...
	A Knight Long Ago...		Just one of those years		...my current situation
	Regulars In Love		Relationships and Strip Clubs		...I'm still at it
	Mirror-Mirror		dopesick...		A Day in the Life...
	An ASSCers™ dilema...		contemplation		Something Happened...
	A Friend after all...		The Stage tells...		My year without faves
	The Martian Chronicles		The Boy and The Willow		Old, but foolish...?
	48 Hours		DrD's personal flaying...		Baring the Soul
			DrD is just trying to help

III. A Strippers Call

IV. Tips From ASSC Masters

	On the Planet Vulcan...		20% of a Century of Wisdom		Snappy comeback lines
	How can I get a button?		My Xmas List
	How to be a dancer's favorite...		Where's Your Website?		12 Easy Steps
	Telling your CF to take a hike...		To Splooge Or Not To Splooge...		BobSmyth Knows What To Ask Her
	Just ask...		BobSmyth can handle perfume...		BobSmyth Knows How To Score...
	Saxbeat's "How To..."		...or so I thought.		...and so does DougLee
	Lap Ebonics		Free Sex Slave Advice		...and so does Z Bone
	G-String? Don't Say It...		Caught V.D.?		...and so does jhue
			Why You Don't Lap W/Her		187

V. Group Efforts

	A.S.S-C: The Movie		LDNP™ Planning Proposal		"Drag and Drop" comebacks
	A.S.S-C: The Next Generation		LDNP™ Staff		Blockbuster Usenet Trade!
	The A.S.S-C Decathlon		LDNP™ Cineplex 8		Origami: Art form or ADDICTION?
			LDNP™ Cineplex 8 update

VI. Once Upon A Time...

	TheMaven		Back In The Saddle Again...		“True Lives”
	Betty Jo		Waking Moments		The Fonz writes a letter to Penthouse
	Diary of P.L.		Through the Looking Glass		One of Us
	Delta, Flt 807, Seat 2A		An Hour Before Closing		Suck This
	If...		Z Bone in the Chair		Cream
	Once upon a 'nice guy'		Z Bone on Mars		One Friday Night
	An A.S.S-C Dream		Z Bone in New York		Fantasy Post for Bob!
	A Conversation with Henry Miller		Z Bone: 50 years later
	Saxbeat's Fairy Tale for Doug		Z Bone's Funeral		Saxbone checks out the SF Cathouses

VII. Reviews

	The Evolution of a Pathetic Loser, I		The ABCs of ASSCON™-3		NYC Masturbation Party
	The Evolution of a Pathetic Loser, II		The Mens Room(s)		Nob Hill for Men
	The Evolution of a Pathetic Loser, IIIa		Cream or Sugar, Sir?		I'm the REAL Bob Smyth
	The Evolution of a Pathetic Loser, IIIb		LMR/ALS at Sam's		ALS' Excerpts - Nov '95
	Lapsalot Loose in SF 1		CMG in East St. Louis		ALS' Excerpts - Oct '95
	Lapsalot Loose in SF 2		A Descent into Hell		ALS' Excerpts - Sep '95
	Lapsalot Loose in SF 3		Doug's Goddess, Part I		ALS' Excerpts - Aug '95
	Either/Or		Doug's Goddess, Part II		ALS' Excerpts - Jul '95

Fine Print: One, or possibly more, of DF's posts belong here, but we won't put them up because he wants them on here so badly.
Besides, it's fun to watch him hint about not being in the HOF.

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