From: zbone@ix.netcom.com (Z Bone)
Organization: ZBone Publishing

Marc Kirschenbaum:   The crux of the matter is if the individual
entering a srtip club feel at a gain or at a loos after he leaves.
Obviously there will be a monetary loss, but as long as his money is
budgeted well, this should not be an issue. I would hope the frequenters
of strip clubs feel at least somewhat fulfilled after they leave.

Z Bone:   I've felt used and ripped off after watching a $7.50 movie
that SUCKED!  How did I feel after 48?  That time, I felt OK.  But I've
had times when I only spend the COVER and felt ripped off.  I look at it
like gambling.  Don't gamble what you can't lose...  Don't do the crime,
if you can't do the time.  Don't get a lap, if you don't know your
cap... or Don't get a lap if you ain't got crap.

Marc Kirshenbaum:   ...there is not a big market for origami, but when
there is, I will make a killing...

Z Bone:   I think the erotic origami idea might take off dude.  I can
see it now.  "I want my EOTV! (tm)"  The Erotic Origami Channel (tm). 
The Erotic Origami Shopping Network (EOSN).  The Erotic Origami Chain of
Stores nation wide.  Marc!  You'd be on the cover of "Time" and
"Newsweek".  "Erotic Origami Guru: Marc Kirshenbaum".

20/20 TV Interview:

Bawa Wawa:   So Marc.  How wid wyu come up wis zis iwia?

Marc:   Well Bawa.  Actually, there was an invasion...

Bawa:   An inwayshun?!!

Marc:   Yes.  I was sitting in front of my computer screen... minding my
own business.  Reading the usual boring AAO posts, when suddenly... out
of nowhere... came this invasion of ASSC posters!  I couldn't believe
it. They had these strange names with 3 letter initials like "ALS",
"DrD" and "BTH".  Others were simply "brazen" and some where just
pathetic losers.  One was a POOCH, but most of them were "Bob"s.  They
got me started on this erotic origami... and I got hooked on it.  I
couldn't stop myself. Sometimes, I would go for days without sleeping...
just making erotic origami.  It was like an ADDICTION!!!  FOLDING! 
UNFOLDING!  FOLDING!

Bawa:   Cawm youshelf DOWN Mawk!

Marc:   Sorry Bawa.  I... I'm OK now.  Anyway, to make a long story
short, everybody in strip clubs started wanting erotic origami... and...
here I am on your show!

Bawa:   Show us wyo wawk Mawk.

Marc:   Well... How about a lap dance first?

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Z Bone

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