SKIUL8R--> I just found this News Group - live in DC area. How do I become a Member of the ASSCon.

ALS--> [from ASSC Bylaws, Section 1, paragraph 2]

Becoming a Member in 12 easy steps:

  1.   visit a different strip-club everyday for 14 straight days,
  2.   buy a Dancer's love with every penny you have, (this will take time, so if we don't hear from you for a while, we'll understand.)
  3.   write about it and post it to ASSC,
  4.   become a DJ at her club,
  5.   brag about it in your 2nd post,
  6.   memorize the ASSC Glossary, you'll need it to continue, (http://www.ass-c.com/glossary.htm)
  7.   find the real Saxbeat,
  8.   engage in a flame war with BF'dD (our resident flamer),
  9.   submit one "shill" as a test of your worthlessness,
  10.   memorize MPCN(tm), (http://www.ass-c.com/mpcn.htm)
  11.   take the final exam @ the CP.
  12.   and finally, bend over forward...