The comments in "{{ }}" serve as an historical narrative of sorts. Some comments can be considered 'between-the-lines', and some simply convey my feelings of today. ***** Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 7/28/95, WOW!" Like I said, WOW! 8) This weeks featured act is someone I've never heard of. Brooke Waters. Anyone out there heard of her? Anyone? Guess what? You heard about her NOW! WOW!! REVIEW: The absolute WILDEST, AWESOMEST (is that a word?), MOST HIGHLY CHARGED performance I've EVER seen from any so-called porn-star! Brooke is what performing is all about, WILD, RAUNCHY, A STAR, * * * * *'s! I saw 3 sets today. She got nude by the end of the 1st song, riding a huge dildo on the second, double penetration on the third, and getting it in the rear from a customer who stood up and put the dildo over his penis on the fourth! AND, during the whole performance, Brook used heavy audience participation! She was climbing over guys, chairs, rails, you name it. She had guys faces literally buried in her "kat" and pumping up and down to the beat of Metallica! One guy in the front row ended up with a brown nose. I kid you not! Jesus Christ, the crowd was going WILD! I couldn't believe my friggin' eyes! That was the 12:30pm lunch show! The evening sets included some wild girl-on-girl hors-d'oeuvres, in ADDITION to all the other stuff. What Brooke did in one 4 song set would have cost at least $250 at the MB's Green Door Room and/or Ultra Room, and it wouldn't have NEAR the energy level that THIS show has. Come to think of it, none of the MB rooms have any REAL energy, unless you count GREED. DON'T MISS IT! She's there thru Wed., 8/02/95. Oh, did I mention that NOBODY should miss it? I wish I could see every single one of her sets!! Whew, I'm outta breath... Give me a few to recover... OK... NEWS FLASH: The MB has added 2 new types of dances!! 1) The "Shut-Up, I'm Not Stopping 'Til You're Broke" dance, and... 2) The "What? Broke? Who Cares, I'm Not Working Anyway" dance... {{ No performer has yet matched Brooke's energy and nastiness. }}