DANCER: What brings you guys together here?

CMG: We're here for the convention.

DANCER: Oh? What conven...

PEAKAY: Yeah, we're here for StudCon.

IDLE: That's what we're calling this.

DANCER: You know each other from computers, don't you?

IDLE: Originally, but we've...

CMG: Yeah, they picked me up in a chat room.

DANCER: Oh? Is that how you...

CMG: They thought I was an 8-year-old boy.

PEAKAY: You should see how well he...

CMG: Of course, I thought *they* were were 8-year-old boys, too.

DANCER: How exciting!

CMG: Each of us thought we were picking up 8-year-old boys. Imagine
our surprise...

IDLE: ... when we met at the rest stop.

CMG: Yeah, we were supposed to meet there to swap baseball cards. When
we realized we were all just adult perverts...

IDLE: ... we said hell, let's go to the Landing Strip.