"Hmm, these folks seem harmless enough."

"Nice ASCII map, but they never gave you credit"

"Got a quarter?"

"Heaven forbid, I become a _regular_"

"Phil! Where have you been?!?"

I've spent HOW MUCH on SCs?

"I'm a landbaron! and now I'm broke"

"Sorry, I don't do that anymore"

"Where's MY gift?"

"Dogpile on- wait, you're not Phil"

37 seconds

"If you do, I'll kill you"

The #ass-c day shift begins, with SirK and JustPhil

Crash and burn

Boys' Nite Out

Escapism

CP-4-3-4-8

Only the strong will survive. The weak will be eaten

A change of scenery

"The last honest strip club"

Class is in session

"Phil, just Phil."

"Where's ALS?"

"I'm BLINDED!"

"Yeah, I've been here a couple times"

"Don't forget to get your card punched!"

"Never seen her before in my life." *smooch*

"Lookit that cow explode!"

"Smoothie run!"

"You're such a sweet guy, I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend"



The axe falls

The truth revealed

Real Life(tm) takes over

Sorry, I don't do that anymore

I just don't.

-JustPhil