Subject: Pope ALS's Lap Posse

Okay, I promise I'll stop after this. Here's some ASSC anagrams....

Alt.sex strip-clubs  =  exalts strip-clubs
Pathetic Losers  =  Heretic Post, ALS
Siren  =  Rinse
R.Jordan  =  No "RJR" ad!
Douglas Lee  =  loud gas eel.... or, if necessary.... slug a oldee
Steve DrD  =  serve DDT
Thunder  =  Hen turd
Bob Smyth  =  "Bob" myths
Earendil  =  renailed, or in another manifestation "de 'Ian L.'-er" 
Z Bone  =  "B" zone
Moresuo  =  Moo user (nothing personal, M; just seems like something a 
bouncer might do for a hobby)

Now, my dear friend Saxbeat poses a problem. This is the best I can do:

DSaxbeat  =  bad at sex
Jim Baker  =  I'm a "B" Jerk
Cochinoman  =  Macho, Inc.? NO!!!.....  although if we use the phonetic 
approach, we can think of him as "Monkey Nachos" (Put that in your next 
Pu-Pu Platter, Doug)

That's all for now.... handing the baton off to Pope ALS's "Lap Posse"

iiiii  =  !!!!!

EYE=EYE=EYE=EYE=EYE