From: j0sh@ix.netcom.com (j.)
Subject: top 10 reasons you dont lap with her anymore

10  cque asked you to be his control group
9   you find out youre gay
9a  you find out shes a "lezbo"
9b  you find out shes not a "lezbo"
8   you hate being thought of as a customer
8a  you hate thinking of yourself as a customer
7   you are the posterchild for the "als/douglee 12 step program"
6   you got to know her and began to like her
5   you went to costco a bought a vat of vaseline
4   you quit your job and became an ic
3   you and ender did cost/benefit analyses for lap dances
    and absolut-cranberrys and figured out vodka
    has a higher buzz quotient and is less addicitve
2   you want to prove to yourself that you are still
    "anonymous" in your favorite sc by checking
    how many people realize deviations in your
    lapdance frequency and by noting their
    reactions
1   "damnit, i say where, i say when, i say how much"