NIGHTMOVE-->  What approach do you recommend for telling your CF
(current favorite) to leave you alone for a few hours so you can meet
that girl you haven't seen before at that club.

EDIE-->  well...once i avoided sitting with an (old) regular by
telling him that i had reeeeeeeeeeeeaalllllllllly bad gas (and held my
stomach for the added affect)....it worked!!!!!!!!

ALS-->  Gas?  Cool!

Got enuf to fill me up?  I'm a quart low.

Can I pull your finger?

Howz 'bout a BTL, babeeee... (BathTubLap)

Can I put a cork in your ass and see how far you can shoot it?=20
Hold on a sec...  *umph*  here, try mine...

So lapping with you should feel like a "Thousand Magic Fingers Motel
6"
bed right about now, eh?=20

Tee hee... my nose is sure ticklish...

EDIE-->  so if a guy wants to get rid of me...just say you have
diarrhea or something malfuctioning, and i'll just run off holding my
nose...

ALS-->  uhhh... my fuel pump relay is clogged... if ya know what I
mean...