ALSpeilberg-->  Now playing in Theater #1 @ the ASS-Cinema Multiplex
in lovely Lap Dance National Park:

"Drag and Drop Comebacks"
(3:00, 7:00, 9:00, 10 minutes before closing)

Starring:
   Shelbi66 - Dancer of the Moment
   Ook! - as Mr. Snappy
Edited by ALS 
Created by CMG

CMGeorge Lucas-->  You do me proud, Wonder Boy. But tell me , didn't we send, like, FIVE prints of "Comebacks" to the LDNP?
I mean, ONE SCREEN???

ALSpeilberg-->  It seems that the Acting Entertainment Director of
LDNP, a Mr. SubSonic, has skipped town... I'll have my people get
right on it.

SubSonic--> One screen was all we could spare, Mr. Spielberg. Right now
the Octoplex is also showing:

1) "Men in Black" -- A story about a pair of bouncers keeping the scum of
the universe out of a local strip club;

2) "Face Off" -- An action picture in which Siren exchanges faces with
ebmf, so each can appreciate the rich diversity of each other's
experience;

3) "The Lost World" -- A documentary film about the scary dinosaurs that
populated ASSC during its glory days (featuring the Arjayasaurus rex and
Dougleeadactyl);

4) "Speed 2" -- A customer gets lapped by two dancers on crystal meth. The
sequel to "Speed," in which a customer gets lapped by one dancer on
crystal meth.

5) "Trial and Error" -- An extremely expensive comedy about the Mitchell
Brothers Theater;

6) "Chasing Amy" -- A PL tries to convert a lesbian lap dancer to
heterosexuality; and

7) "Scream" -- A horror film about Murf getting his bank statement.


May I continue my vacation now?