I thought someone would have posted this one by now.

From a column in Playboy many years ago:

0:   A girl you would neither f*ck nor eat.
1:   A girl you would f*ck, but not eat.
2:   A girl you would eat, and then f*ck.
3:   A girl you would f*ck, and then eat.
4:   A girl you would eat after your buddy f*cked her.

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"I've got to go put another nude picture of myself on the Internet."
    --David Spade as Teri Hatcher, to Teri Hatcher as David Spade, SNL