LDNP Staff, 7/25/96

ALS--> We've assembled quite a staff:

Director? (I forgot his name, so fire me, as if.)
Xavier Dissiest: Asst.Director
Saxbeat: Park Planner, Grounds Keeper, Epiphanizer
ALS: Financier, Chief Tax Evader
Bubba: Souvenir Shop Mgr., Museum Curator
DougLee: BFBouncer, BF-ee
Z Bone: Wannabe Muzak Administrator
RJ: Smoke Detector
SADC: Security Chief
Idleeric: Lead Counsel
Tiger: Co-Counsel
PH: Co-Co-Counsel
VIVA: Coco Chanel
TIKI: Feather Duster
Dr.D: Head Chef, Admission Tix counter, Aerobic Instructor
Boozer: Liquid Concessionaire
Thunder:  Menu extension trainer
Atomic D0g: V.P. Personnel interviews - "Lap" staff
Earendil: Head of Customer Service, Suggestion Box Monitor
ShyBoy: Live correspondent
LAAR: Translator, Interpreter
SubSonic: V.P. Advertising - Family & Corporate Account Sales
Travelin' Man: V.P. Travel Agency
CHue: Min.Min.Man.
Ed 'Bishop' Tuthill: Chaplain
Infatuare: Infatuation Comptroller
Ace: Pet Dick
JimCat: Litter Patrol
Rudeboy: Rudeboy
TAvery4448: VR and Scenic Ride Co-ordinator
Peakay: TAvery's service engineer, park drycleaner
Sprackle: Safety officer, testing tensile strength of T-backs
Sayla: ...just gets naked

Bob "just let me in" Smyth: 1st customer

(still hiring.  what job skill can you contribute?)