The comments in "{{ }}" serve as an historical narrative of sorts. Some comments can be considered 'between-the-lines', and some simply convey my feelings of today. ***** Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 8/23/95" FAVORITES & NEW FINDS: In my 8/04/95 report, I rated Mia an 8+. Well, most things aren't forever... KABOOM!!! MIA has rocketed to #2! She is so damn EXOTIC!! I'm lost for adjectives to describe her! Her looks are so... WOW! Looking at her leaves me speechless. Watching her move is downright paralyzing. As she approached me to pop the question, I got so nervous, my hands were shaking, my heart was racing, and suddenly everything turned to slow motion. I have NO idea what my answer was. Her lap dance felt like an eternity. If there is a LAP HEAVEN, I was THERE!! Or maybe I was just in orbit. MIA is 5'6" in heels, approximately 105lbs, brunette, and has such a sensually flowing physique, it's breathtaking. Her face is so uniquely beautiful, I don't know what to say: A cross between Terry Farrell and Yasmeen Ghauri. Jeez, I need help with this one, and I consider myself a well traveled man. If you were to package a Supermodel, the Girl Next Door, the Classic Beauty, and Aphrodite together, your result would ALMOST be MIA. An undisputed, beyond-any- doubt, no-questions-asked, all-around, TEN!!! You're always told that there are few to none 'Once In A Lifetime' experiences, occurrences, and encounters during one's life. I just covered all three tonight. I STILL can't believe it!! Mia works most nights. Ask for her as SOON as you get there. New Finds? Sorry, couldn't concentrate. No desire to look any further... Mama Mia, A.L.S. {{ To this day, I can still remember what was going through my mind when we met: "MIA is so fine!" I'm sure glad she's at the CP. }} ***** Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 8/25/95" It's Friday night & I'm in a damn good mood. Headin' to the NC to meet some other regulars. It's starting to feel like 'Cheers'. Got my tranquilizer gun ready, it's PANTHER season deep in the NC Jungle... REVIEW This weeks star is SAKI. Never seen her or her movies before. Glad to discover that I'm not missing a damn thing. I will now cease to waste bandwidth on this topic. FAVORITES & NEW FINDS: #1 - I arrived about 10pm. Lo and behold, she's on stage! *SIGH* Life can't get any better than this. #1a- Princess was cranking. I'm not kidding. The lines are getting longer. Take a number. #2 - The One, the Only, the Alluring, the Hypnotic, MIA! Every time I see her, my vocal chords go numb. We have yet to exchange words. Instead, I spoke to her during her stage dance by slipping in one of my favorite 'french blues' tunes for her last song. She fell deep into the music and stared at me the whole time. The essence of her sensuality pierced my soul causing my spine to tingle. She knew she had me. The dance was just a prelude to the kill... Dying can be a wonderful thing... I saw at least 8 new girls tonite in the 8+ category. Fridays are becoming THE night to be here. Always something new. Posthumously, A.L.S. ***** Excerpts from "New Century SF Report, 8/27/95" BULLETIN: 4) ASSCMan, when it comes to MIA, I hope I have more than 9 lives. She knows EXACTLY how to seduce me. I have never, ever, been so entranced by anyone before. She plays me like no other woman ever has. The power of her silence exhilarates me to no end. 5) I have successfully tranquilized a PANTHER. By next week, I will have the jungle eradicated of this hurtful, insidious, maleficent, deceitful, hypocritical, Machiavellian, perfidious, traitorous, undisciplined, unruly, disingenuous, petulant, wicked beast. {{ My first flame of a Dancer on ASSC. No SF club will hire her. }} REVIEW: This weeks star is SAKI. Skip it. Good time for a fresh air break. FAVORITES & NEW FINDS: #1 & 1a - Meagan and Princess are special to me in their own way. When I think of them, I close my eyes for a couple of seconds, smile, and take a deep heartfelt breath. #2 - When I think of MIA, I get scared. Good thing she wasn't in tonite. I don't think I would've survived. This conflict of being excited and scared at the same time is new to me. I LOVE it!! OK, finally some NEW FINDS worth mentioning: Edie - Tall, about 5'9", 115 lbs, half asian/half something else (not sure what), oh, I know, half asian/half GODDESS! Absolutely beautiful! Has experience from the MB without the attitude. Keep her name on file! {{ Little did I know... }} Carmen - 5'8", 115-120 lbs, neck length sandy brown hair. The best description I can give is: Meg Ryan just got out of your bed without sleeping a wink. WOW! Dreams CAN come true... In my happy place, A.L.S.