I felt it a moral obligation to show up to Temptations as often as
possible the opening week. Okay, so maybe I wasn't obliged, or maybe I
don't have any morals. Either way, it amounted to the first 3 nights.

The opening night was not to be missed. There were a ton of Ass-cers,
lots of dancers, pony rides, cotton candy, and even a clown. There
were two free pony rides with every admission. Now, I know what you're
thinking. I didn't think I could handle two pony rides in one night
either. But I did. Woo hoo. Ride 'em cowboy.

After I dismounted, I walked over to the HQ and said hi to JustPhil.
JP was dressed to kill. He was wearing a fine Italian black suit and a
full length mink coat. There were two very large men sitting on either
side of him that frisked me before I could sit down next to Phil. Phil
kept making calls on his cellular phone and talking about his
"bitches". I think Phil needs a rest.

There was another incident with a naked clown, but I won't go into
that. *shiver*

I got to meet a few more Asscers and watch Crimson/Melanie raffle off
a blow up doll. Phil won the doll. (I suspect the doll was one of his
"bitches" too.)

The second night there weren't many Asscers. I was all alone, except
for the HUNDREDS OF NAKED WOMEN!! They were very good at comforting
me. I was a bit worn out at the end of the evening, but luckily I got
a ride home. They even turned on the sirens. :)

Managed to post bail in time to make it to Temptations on Friday
night. There were plenty of Asscers. We went out to eat at a great
restaurant in North Beach. I think it was called Carl's Jr.  Excellent
italian cuisine. After we got back, JustPhil and I sat on the stage
for a few performances, putting bills on the tip rail. Then it
happened. Phil's hand touched mine and there was a spark. Magic. I
looked at Phil, Phil looked at me and we walked back to the lap dance
area. I remember Phil say the words. "Now the real test, a full nude
lap dance." So I got naked and well, at that point the curtain opened
up and all the Asscers were standing there. *flash* Pictures,
laughing, mocking. *flash* Stop laughing at me...Just leave me
alone.

I'LL GET YOU JUSTPHIL!!! I'LL GET YOU!!!

AbNormal