From: fonzie@ix.netcom.com (The_Fonz) Subject: ASSC: AFTSD The Fonz writes a letter to penthouse i didn't really want to go, but i hadn't seen my friend li* since before her trip, and our plans to hook up on sunday to go rollerblading in the park were messed up by mother nature, and her mother. she asked me to come to the club, and i said i would make no promises. i really didn't want to run into st*. my feelings were ambivalent towards her, but if she wanted to get pissy, then i probably would as well. it wouldn't be nice to piss in ones own living room. she was occupied when i arrived, and shortly after sitting down, sa* walked over telling me how good i looked in my white shirt, and how she thought dark haired men with tans should always wear white shirts. li* joined us soon after and we had a couple shots of tequila. one of her regulars came in, and she went to fleece rico. i got comfortable in the corner, stretching my legs out on the couch, and sa* climbed in my lap, and made herself comfortable. st* was on stage, and i made only enough eye contact to be sure she knew i knew she knew i knew she was there. then i studiously ignored her. meanwhile sa* is being quite talkative, and i enjoy a quiet conversation with her. li* is next on stage, and i toss sa* to go stageside to tip. something st* notices from across the room. li* dances over with her patented mischeivous grin, and tells me about her customer rico. seems he offered her $700 to watch her fuck her boyfriend. li* has just filed divorce papers on her second husband. she most definately does not want a boyfriend. friends yes. boyfriend no. she asks me if i want to be her boyfriend for the night. .... ? ... think about it ok? .... ? ... i go back to my table, and st* plops down next to me, and we chat amiably, but she has to go take care of another customer, so off she goes. sa* climbs back in my lap for a while. li* stops by for another tequila, sa* and i do a another after she leaves. soon it is li*'s turn on stage again. i ask her if she was serious. she says yes. i say ok. she says as soon as she finishes her rotation we'll leave. before we leave the club, we each have another stiff shot of courage. it's about 10:30 going on 11. we are driving to the marriot. i call rico, and aske if he still wants to do this. he says yes. li* tells me to make sure he has $700 in cash waiting. he says yes. i say we will be there in 5 minutes. i knock. the door opens. i introduce myself, and shake his hand. he hands me $700 which i count, and put in my pocket. li* follows me into the room, and makes a fuss about what a cool boyfriend she has to let her do shit like this. she starts stripping, while telling him to take his clothes off. i take that as my cue to get nekkid. i've had enough courage in a glass for this to be no big thing, and my only concern is that he keep his hands off me. this guy seems nearly in shock. i don't think he expected us to show up, and be so casual about the whole thing. li* is nekkid on the bed, rico still has his shirt on, and is sitting on the corner of the bed, and i dive face first between li*'s legs. there is good sex. there is great sex. then there is freaky sex. li* and i are all over the bed. we are on the floor. i am on the floor behind her while she is bent over the edge of the bed. we try physically impossible positions, and make them work. i suck her, she sucks me, we prove the total lack of gravity. poor rico can't get it up. he's trying, but he later admits to having watched too many movies in his hotel room before we showed up. every time i see him out of the corner of my eye, i do something to make li* make more noise. tickle, bite, caress, lick, stick it in, pull it out, whatever it took. there is good sex. there is great sex. then there is freaky sex. this falls under the heading of freaky sex. finally li* starts screaming, and that is enough to put me over the top. li* asks rico if he liked it. he nodded his affirmation. li* tells him that next time he should leave the tv off. he nodded his affirmation. we get dressed, and leave a dumbfounded rico to his own devices. in the elevator on the way down, li* and i start laughing like fools. that was fun. we skip through the parking lot to my car, and realize we have time to make last call at n*'s pool hall. we were fucking like bunnies for over 2 hours. we have a nightcap at n*'s, and i take her back to her car. she gives me $200 of the $700 from rico, and i say thanks. i follow her to the expressway, and as i watch her tailights dissapear into the distance, i notice flashing lights in my rearview mirror. r* police would like to ask me a couple questions. like can you stand on one foot, and touch your nose while looking up? i blow 0.11. legal limit is 0.10. i spend the night in jail. the $200 she gave me paid for my bond, and to get my car out of the impound yard. more is yet to come in this saga, but the fun parts happened monday night.