From: guru@texas.strip

Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say Out Loud When You Take Your Fav
To Buy Work Clothes at a G-string store.

#10  Does this come in children's sizes?

#9   No Thanks.  Just sniffing.

#8   I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7   Mom will love this.

#6   Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

#5   No need to wrap it up..I'll eat it here.

#4   Will you model this for me?

#3   Oh honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your fat ass into that.

#2   45 Bucks!  You're just going to end up naked anyway.

#1   You EXPECT ME to pay for that!!!