here's when the "fun" begins. Some names have been changed. And some comments added for clarification. 1:25 p.m. 12/14/96 So last night, I went to Deja Vu Showgirls. I went in around 11 p.m. Drove around the area 20 minutes earlier. I was deciding whether to go back to Chez Paree or go ahead and try out Deja Vu. Well anyway, got in, and the place was crowded. It had multiple rooms and a main stage area. The seats by the stage were always occupied. I spent a lot of time wandering around, stopping a couple of times to watch the stage shows. Some were good. Definitely should've gotten a stage seat, but it was always crowded down there. Anyway, a lot of good looking girls. There was one w/ really huge breasts. Doesn't turn me on when they're so huge. Saw a Tori Amos look-alike. I kept looking at her wondering if I should get a lap dance from her. It's sorta eerie though. I have a deep wonderment for Tori and I didn't want to tarnish my image of Tori. But that look-alike sure does give a good performance. And what's w/ tattoos. A lot of the girls I saw had tattoos. Anyway, a lot of gimmicks on stage. Condom balloon blowing contest, stripper push-up contest [stripper lying on contestant's back while contestant does push-ups], loudest yell from audience, etc., blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda, yawn. Well, to the dancers. There were a lot more guys than dancers. The dancers did a lot of approaching in the stage area. Anyway, since I wasn't being approached, I went and asked a dancer. Well, at least I'm building up on initiative. So, her name was [emotion] and she looked like [singer]. We talked a bit, asking her about the place. Waitress comes by asking if I wanna buy the lady a drink. I said o.k. What? $10 for a juice drink? Yikes. To continue. She tells me about the different rooms. The theme rooms sounded interesting. We went. There was a bedroom theme. Tried that. It was 3 dance minimum. So I lie down and watched her dance a bit. Then she went on top of me. Ooh, I like this. Some grinding. She tickled my crotch as she straddled me. Ooh. Ahh. Yum. Next song, she was topless. Not too small, not too big. Sucked on her tits a couple of times. Felt her up. Third song, fully nude. Up and down, up and down. I would've enjoyed it more, but there were a couple of times guys tried peeking in. At one point, she commented to someone that it'll cost him to take a peek. That woke me up. Anyway, finished. She had to go on stage. Then, wander around some more. Looked to see if any others that I'd be interested in. There were some. I went to a [actress] look-alike. Her name was "Twentytwo". We went to VIP booth. Spent 4 dances w/ her. Yummy. Small tits, big aeriolas. She's cute. I liked it when she went down and started to caress her head between my legs, bumping into my crotch. Mmmm, what a feel. A mock blow job. Yes, she's fun. Then, finished. And immediately a lap dance w/ a girl I was eyeing earlier. She sorta looks like [singer] and [playboy playmate]. Larger than handful [my hands] sized firm tits (silicone-enhanced I later felt) and high packed firm ass. Ooooooh she's yummy. Her name was "Twentynine". And definitely had the best time w/ her. Got a lap during the blue-light special which she told me was a free dance. Cool. We chatted a bit. She's talkative. We both had a great time. Hugs, caresses, kisses. She guided my hands to her breasts. Nice feel. I sucked on her erect nipples. Yum. We moved around. She commented that sometimes it seemed I was giving her a dance. We giggled a couple of times. Last dance. Garbage song - "Number One Crush", from "Romeo and Juliet" soundtrack. Told her it was my favorite song. Hers too. Asked if I saw the movie yet. Nope. Her too. Anyway, found a favorite. Finished dance. Held my hand as we walked out of VIP booth area. Talked a bit more. Kissed my cheek a couple of times. Thanked me. Thanked her. Kissed again. SIGH. Want her. Uh, ahem, o.k. So I wondered around again. Too damned crowded. Went back to watching stage show. Wow, goddess alert. Angel, DJ termed "sex goddess". Oh yes, definitely. Very, very, very erotic. Effective use of poles. She climbed all the way up to the ceiling then slid slowly down while taking off her top. Wow. WOW. WOW! Oh yeah, sorta looks like Daisy Fuentes, but much sweeter looking. Ooh, I want her too. After her show, there was 30 second $1 lap dances. Several unoccupied dancers went to stage area and proceeded. Damn, all seats taken. Anyway, wanted to get laps w/ Angel, but she's already w/ someone else. Anyway, I only had $40 left, and w/ her, that wouldn't be enough. I stayed a bit, though. One dancer stood next to me. Typical Blue-eyed blonde, nice body, not exactly trim but curvy. She moved to other side of me. I was thinking maybe go for it. Thought naw. Then she went across from me. She was declined by a couple of guys as they walk pass her. I don't know, but I was starting to feel sorry for her. A new one for me. So, I went and asked her for a lap. At the booth, she tells me, for extra more, she'd be topless, or nude. I declined. So we lapped. Nice feel. Nice tight hugs. One more dance. Nice ass. Anyway, not as exciting. Afterwards, I left. It was about 2 a.m. And the place was still crowded. So then, stuck w/ 2 choices. Chez Paree, in which the place was very cosy, not too crowded, and haven't gotten a lap dance w/ Molli. Deja Vu, in which the place was hectic, very crowded, but wanna get a lap dance from Angel and definitely, definitely, definitely go back to "Twentynine". Oh so yummy. Spent more money w/ few girls at Chez Paree and less money w/ more girls at Deja Vu. Decisions. Decisions. Decisions. Well, depends what my pay will be next month, and if I'll have time. ....actually, I'll go for Deja Vu on a weekend and go for "Twentynine" in bedroom theme room. OOOOHH. SIGH. Yup, she's my favorite. mars at wco dot com