First time I ever attended an ASSCon...so I was a bit
nervous and didn't know what to expect.  I ended up having
a pizza at the Jupiter in Berkeley (and 3 pints of Bombay
by Boat IPA, within the span of an hour) before stumbling on to
BART to Montgomery station.  Walked up to TTs (it is my
9th visit there since it opened).  Time was around 6:15 pm.
Place was actually pretty busy...about 20 people in the main
room...don't know how many in the lap dance rooms...it ebbed
and flowed all night (sometimes almost all the seats were filled).
See that DanW is back in the office hanging out with Lydia.
Had a lap dance with Asia...AbNormal1 shows up and DanW, Ab and
I go out for a beer or two (damn, that makes 6 pints...don't know 
how I am standing).  ShanghaI.P.A at SF Brewing Co. (pretty good
this time, SF Brewing tends to be a little inconsistant with their
product).

JustPhil walks buy the brew pub and joins us there.  We decide
since none of us had ever been to the Lusty Lady...we head over
and each take a booth in the peepshow area.  I think it runs about
a dollar a minute...can only see two girls from my booth...but
the one in front of me is actually nice...38D-26-36 would be
my best guess.  Can't hear anything they are saying though.
Music is too loud...glass is too thick...

Anyway, only spend a couple of dollars there.  Interesting...
sorta like a big penny arcade with strippers as the video games.
We all look around a bit and head back up to TTs (wonder when
TTs is going to get rid of the glass in the Jewel Box).

Got a lap dance from Christy/Austin/Diamond (pick a name).  Next one
was from Temptation.  Funds are dwindling fast...last one was with
Mia.  Wished I had had more funds (what was up with having it before
payday for us lowly state employees) because I wanted to
get a dance from Desiree (she won part of the lottery), and from
Molly (but I guess I get enough dances from her normally).  Anyway,
time was flying, I was without cash, said my goodbyes, got back
to BART after a pleasantly cool walk to Montgomery station.

Anyway, the buffet was great...wished we could have that
all the time (maybe raise cover to 15 and do it regularly, or
a special buffet night once a week).  The cake was great...the 
service was impeccable.  It isn't like I needed convincing that
this was the strip club to go to in SF but I think this went a long
way towards convincing the out of towners there for ASSCon-2.
I won a door prize (my second)...penis enlarger...worth keeping
for the sheer novelty of it (everyone found it fascinating).

And I am glad I missed Bob Smyth on stage...

Kelley (a.k.a. El Castor)