The Pope told me that I must post or be kicked off ASSC.  Actually, this
was one of the most fun I've had at CES in about 18 years of going
there. The first few years, I actually worked.  A few years later, I
discovered the adult video section and also that I didn't really have to
checkout every single booth there.  The last 5 or 6 years were spent
mostly goofing off pretending to work.

Why did I love it so much?  Well, I love gambling, going to strip clubs
and getting high mileage dances.  Any questions?

I finally got to meet the Hussy in person.  And she sure is one.  CP-1
says she's a "bossy cunt."  I wouldn't go that far.  She's not bossy,
maybe agressive is a better word.  On Friday night (after Pre-ASSCon-LV2
night out), she decided that we were going to wake up CP-1 at 4am by
knocking on his room door.  Steve, remember that it was not my idea. 
"We" being, Laar, Dodger, LMR, Speed Racer, Ginger and myself.  CP-1
being the nice guy he is, let us wake him up and order room service.
For some reason, he was already wearing what I would normally wear to
get lap dances.

Next night was ASSCon-LV2 and Cheetah's was PACKED.  I love action. 
CP-1 was outside taking a break from the crowd when Speed Racer and I
got there.  Inside: wall to wall customers and dancers.  Finally met
Mark from Cheetah's.  Mark: Thanks for everything.  Don't sweat it, I'll
be updating my review of Cheetah's soon.  ;^)

Met Trighap really quick but didn't get to talk to him.  Otherwise, I
only said hi to all the people I already met before.  Nice to see
everybody again! JayJ, Mark182, and the Pope: Long time no SEE!

I got to see Molly AND Teena topless, although it was so close, I didn't
really get to see them very well.  I've seen Lydia nude before and I
didn't see Ginger topless or nude.  However, I did get to see Ginger
exchanging bodily fluids with Misty Rain at CES.  I talked to Brook
(Bubba's friend) for a few seconds and wanted to go with them but I was
already booked up.  :(

Bubba licking Molly's toes was my highlight of the night.  He's a wild
man.  Bubba: You the MAN!  The only person missing that would have
topped off the party was Doug Lee.  Oh, well.  Maybe next time.

Thanks for everyone for making it a blast.  Look for pictures of
ASSCon-LV2 on my website soon!

-- 
Z Bone

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