Aloha all;
     Well, I just wanted to say that it was nice to see and meet a few
more individuals from the ASSC clan.  It was very hard to see just how
many people were there for ASSC Con-LV2 due to an incredible crowd on the
next to last night of CES, but I would have to estimate over 30 ASSCers
showed up.  I hope I speak for all when I say that there was much par-tay
going on, and that the event was a smashing success.
     Among the male attendees was the ever so popular ALS (his holyness),
Bubba (on his best behavior in front of his mistress, wearing a very
fashionable dog collar with chains), JustPhil (whom was immediately ganged
up on and forced to get a lap dance, but he seemed not to mind, with some
major smiles all around), LapMeRich Richard (whom I did NOT see get any
dances, despite the ever attractive available dancers), SirKay (whom was
quietly hiding along the wall, and did NOT come to any of the ladies
rescue, despite many attempts to break those ladies in question's
virtues.... 8^), Dodger (who was a very popular success with the ladies,
must be the mustach, no???), and, the one person whom I was very surprised
to see, CP-One (who despite the fact that he works and owns a strip club,
probably purchased more dances then all the other attendees combined). 
There were of course many more attendees, but as I am deaf, I failed to
understand the names of the majority of them.  One thing I can say,
however, is that this seemed to be a very diversed group, with people who
are ethically, financially, and geographically as far appart as possible,
and yet I think the entire group worked very well together.  I personally
wouldn't mind meeting any of them in the future...  Except maybe ALS,
since he steals dancers right off your lap.  Just kidding, ALS.
     For the female members of the party, there were I think 5 attendees,
and one fellow ASSCer whom was working that night.  The working dancer was
Lydia of course, and she popped in and out of the party all night.  For
some reason, she didn't want to dance for me, so I can only hope I haven't
done something terrible to hurt her.  Also in the female category were two
ladies who I never found out their names.  One was a lady sitting a far
table with a group of 4 men who never stopped talking to each other.  They
basically had their own ASSC Con over there. The second lady was Bubba's
Mistress, the one in charge of his chain...  Who she is, I'm afraid I
don't know, but I'm sure Bubba will be able to tell you if you need to
know.  
     The Brazen Hussy did indeed show up, and what a dress she was in.  In
fact, she depressed me, because I knew she wasn't going to give dances,
and in that short leather skirt, with beautiful black stockings, I wanted
dances pretty bad.  She seems like a very nice person, and is definetely a
person to go see if you're in the Philly area.
     Jasmine Tea showed up, with a date or hubby, or someone like that. 
She seemed very nice, had a very upgoing personality and a smile that made
you want to get to know her, very well...  She wore jeans, but on top, she
wore one of those wrap on tops, which you tie in front?  Whatever they
call those, she ended up losing it about halfway into the party, and
conviently didn't find it until just before she left.  Her beautiful
breasts were covered with a bra, however, so she wasn't really TOPLESS... 
She and ALS certainly hit it off well, with ALS covering both of them with
this large leather jacket, and having his way with her...  Another woman
that depressed me, as I was unable to recieve a lap dance from her. 
However, I understand, it was a vacation visit, not a work visit.
     Last, and certainly not least in my book, was the ever so wonderful,
most beautiful, the incrediable sexy Miss Molli, from the famous CP of San
Fran.  I was very happy to see her, particulary since Lydia already had
decided not to dance for me before Miss Molli arrived.  Miss Molli
apparently doesn't have the Sheriff card necessary to work in Las Vegas,
so she wasn't allowed to dance.  However, I was able to get 8 very long
hugs from her, which was not nearly enough for me, but ALS kept dragging
her around to give the other attendees their chance at a hug too.  Miss
Molli told me a few things about her life (which are probably common
knowledge to everyone, but if not, I won't be repeating), STRONGLY
encouraged me to find a way to visit her in San Francisco again (not very
likely, since my trip during the Christmas Holiday costed me around 2000
American smackers!), and ordered me to write her on e-mail (despite that I
already have done so, and she didn't reply...).  I'm afraid I have found
that one lady that can so very much prove to yourself just how much of a
PL you are.  I was probably drooling the whole time she was there, I KNOW
I was jealous the whole time she was there (which I will publically
recognize is really pathetic, and that I have no rights nor REASON to be
jealous), and I donated 160 bucks to her without a protest, which I would
never do with any other dancer ever since the first time I was ripped off
(I do not mean Molli ripped me off, I just mean I have been tight fisted
with my money to dancers since that time).  Yup, it's official, I'm a PL. 
Thanks god Miss Molli said she will never work in Las Vegas.  I'll just
continue to go to her web page every day like before, and sigh at the
(rather reddish) picture of her.
      Well, I must say I was very satisfied with ASSC Con-LV2, and will
anxiously await the next big computer show here in Las Vegas, where we
might hold ASSC Con-LV3!  I want to thanks Cheetah's Mark, who was very
entertaining throughout the entire party, for the obvious effort he put
into making this event the way it went. I know I didn't get the free drink
he purchased everyone, but that was merely because of my diet, and had
nothing to do with him.  Mark, thank you, you did a great job man!  Next
time we have an ASSC Con party, we'll put you on commission!  8^)
      Write to you all later, and if I can ever figure out this bloody IRC
program, I'll see you on IRC.  Aloha!
     Trighap (who, you can probably guess, is now heading to Molli's
page....)