Pre-ASSCon Debauchery The friday before ASSCon-LV2. Roadtrip with Dodger: was supposed to leave fairly early, didn't happen. Ended up getting into Las Vegas oh... only about 5 hours later than we should have. It was a slow start, but we would soon catch up. Hit the HardRock Hotel casino, made some cash. Dodger hit on the Blackjack tables and I on the roulette table. Lap money! So off we go... Okay, well, we had to, so we did. Crazy Horse I. We had to use the phone okay? The place is still pretty bad. Even though it was CES, the quality was still way down. So we stopped in at Tender Trap. Dodger agreed that this place has changed a lot with remodeling and there were a few cute girls. But the place is small and packed for CES. No seats. We're outtie. The host location of Cheetahs is next and we check out the scene. CES sure has the place packed as well. No sooner could I say lap, Dodger was off to a couch with a gal from Gold Club SF. He also runs into Macy, a fairly hard bodied beauty originally from the San Diego Cheetahs. With not much room to move we decide to head down the street. Lil' Darlings, like the other clubs, were packed as well. Don't know why we thought it'd be any different. Looked around and saw Mona Lisa. My dancer of the month for January. Sweet gal, boy was she tired. She's been working CES as well. Afterall, she is in over 200 movies. Dodger has never been to Tally Ho, so off we go. As we get into Tally Ho, Dodger finally realizes that the club is as small as we say it is. But he likes the recliners. Who doesn't? Home of the high mileage laps, he sets his eyes on a Tyler, a lusty brunette. But for some reason or another, he never got his lap. We were paged by Zbone and Ginger. Tho' the club hopping was fun, meeting up with more ASSC'ers was the original plan and off we went. We all meet at Bally's hotel/casino. Zbone, SpeedRacer, Ginger, Laar, Dodger and myself. We decide to go to a Vivid party located at Utopia. After I take a look at the flyer I realize I know the guys who are throwing this thing. Club Rubber. I see one of my buddies at the door and he hooks us up and we're in. It's about 2:30-3am and the place is starting to wind down. There's still quite a few young porno starlets roaming and we grab a few drinks and hang out for awhile. I ran into a few more friends I know from back home. I'm surprised these people are all in Vegas. After we leave at around 4am, we're right next to the MGM Grand and decide to visit Steve (CP1). Ginger bangs on Steve's door while we stood a few doors down in case security or his neighbors came out to 86 us from the hotel. Steve's in! Cool... we pile into his mini-suite. After munching on his food basket, he gets us to order room service. Lots of food was ordered; some breakfast, blintz's, fruit plates, pancakes, smoked salmon and bagels, french dip, etc. Ginger thought about a "protein plate" but after the laughter subsided, she decided to get something else. But seriously, thanks Steve, the ultra gracious host, for putting up with us at 4:30am in the morning. We didn't get out of there until about 6am or later. We ended going to CES a bit past noon. Ginger was in more pictures than anyone else. Boy does she look for high mileage! She did more grabbing, sucking, and lubing than anyone else in the group! However, at this point, she was not able to accomplish her goal; bring a gal back to her room. More on that later... Booth after booth, we ran into all kinds of people. We visited Misty, trailed Shane, and chatted with a lot of unknowns and well-knowns without even knowing it. Around 6pm, we all left the convention center to prepare for the main event. To be continued... Rich -- Las Vegas Strip Club Review http://members.aol.com/VegasSCR