Wow!! All I can say, well, not ALL I can say, ask anyone that spent any considerable time with me, they will tell you I was unable to shut up this entire trip, but I digress.... ok, First, let me say Thank You LMR for talking me into going (on IRC) 4 days before this thing!! Cheetah's was pretty neat, and I had a lot of fun watching Molli and Teena lap...each other; talk about four of the nicest tits I have ever seen...but there I go again....where was I .... I didn't have a sheriff's card, so I didn't plan on asking anyone for dances, but since management didn't seem to mind Molli and Teena doing dances, I suppose I could have done some too, but I just didn't "get" it...and no one asked me for one(Trighap..and btw, I never saw that post saying you wanted one...I am sorry)...and I had been rejected by every hot young porn star at CES that I fondled while posing for photos (Laar, you better Fed-Ex me copies of those!) so I was afraid to ask anyone if they wanted a dance! One of these days I will lap all those willing. I had a lot of fun watching everyone tho...and bs-ing with folks, and checking out the dancers...although I began to feel like RJ (with his list) as I sized-up the Cheetah's dancers... Hey, Lydia is really hot...but, yeah, she turned me down for sex, too! Oh yeah, CP-One, LMR and I went to dinner at Michael's (Thanks again Steve) and then to Olympic Gardens where I had a nice lap by uh, fuck I forgot her name, but she seemed to be only dancing for the women in the club....and then we went back to Cheetah's where CP-One picked out a gorgeous italian woman for me..we watched her dance on stage and when she was done, she came over to me, she had to do something for a bit, but promised to return in a few...she did...CP-One funded 5 VIP dances for me and she took me to the darkest part of the VIP section...I was at the point now (after trying to bag a chick all weekend, and after Molli teased my inner-most thighs and then left me high and dry the night before) where a private dance really didn't do much for me but I was not even gonna try my pick up line one last time ("Would you like to come back to my hotel room with me for sex?") Well, her dance was hot, but here comes the good part...she starts bitching about men peeking into the VIP room to watch, and she tells me there is a gay bar near her apartment where no one gives ya any shit and you can play pool...after the second song, I ask her if she is asking me out to play pool at a gay bar and she says, "Well, yeah..." So I tell her I don't want to play pool, I would rather just have sex with her at my hotel, and she says (after 2 songs) "I don't want to dance anymore for you HERE, let's get out of here!" Damn! I am in fucking hog heaven! I was dyin'!! So we split, head back to the hotel and, well, the rest is history. She was fucking awesome! (or should that be: awesome fucking??) This was an incredible weekend, and I can't wait for the next ASS-Con Anything...I promise next time I will dance and hopefully get lucky again too!! I know there is more I wanted to post but I need sleep bigtime and I am on a borrowed laptop, so I better wait till I get home ....