From: Link
Subject: ASSC: Las Vegas & ASSC-LV Report
Date: Sat, 23 Nov 1996 14:12:56 -0500

Las Vegas & ASSC-LV Report

What's the worst time to go to the strip clubs in Vegas? That's
right-during COMDEX. It's wall-to-wall people-both on the show floor
and at the clubs-but you've got to do what you've got to do.

Being one who likes to combine sleaze (or at least the fantasy of sleaze) 
with his technology, I made my way to the Olympic Gardens (OG) on Sunday 
night. I had gone there last year and had a great time, so it seemed 
fitting that I should launch my COMDEX outing with a trip to the largest 
strip club I've ever been to (and I travel a fair amount).

OG has seven stages, lots of high-mileage seats by the stages, and plenty 
of comfortable chairs on the periphery. I downed enough beers to give me 
that sappy pathetic-loser grin and was ready to sample the wares. Brenda
looked great on stage, so I was in a mood to say yes when she approached 
me for a lap dance. She asked for $20, and I was pleasantly surprised by
the relatively high-contact result. It wasn't on a par with the contact 
I've received at Chez Paris, but it was quite a bit better than the laps 
I received last year at OG. I got two more laps from her and then 
declined another, in the hope of spreading my money evenly throughout my 
four-day visit to Vegas.

I got three more OG lap dances from a nice brunette whose name I can't 
remember (I have a sieve-like mind for names). It's hard to go wrong
there, as nearly all the OG women are drop-dead gorgeous. Most are 7s, 
8s, and 9s. Of course, they become more beautiful as the night 
progresses--and the beer bottles stack up in front of you.  

Monday night I went to COMDEX events (no naked women there). Same for 
early Tuesday night, so I wasn't able to get to the ASSC-LV meeting until 
about 11:00 pm. True to his word, Mark from Cheetah's had arranged for 
free admission and a reserved table (thanks, Mark). And there at the 
reserved table was Enigma (smoking his pipe, like he said he would), 
EdgeWise (does this guy ever stop lapping?), JimForte (despite living in
hyped-up Vegas, he's a first-rate down-to-earth guy), and another ASSCer 
whose name I can't remember (sorry). It was great seeing you guys.

I especially enjoyed talking to JimForte about Cheetahs and OG. EdgeWise
spent the evening intertwined with an Asian woman, and she became more
drunk and wild as the night progressed. She kept recommending her friends
for me to sample, though I got the impression that most of them hardly
knew her. It didn't matter-I love blind dates

One of the dancers (can't remember her name-she's very short, young, and
Hispanic) took me to the VIP room, where-at least in my case-the lap
dances weren't any different than the $10 or $15 laps on the floor. It
was so crowded that we had to stand in line to go into the VIP room. I 
didn't have the heart to tell her that standing in line was the last 
thing I wanted to do after fighting 215,000 COMDEX attendees on the show 
floor. Enigma and JimForte had to leave early, so I hung out with 
EdgeWise until about 2:00 am. He must have lapped with that Asian woman 
for about three hours straight, giving ZBone's endurance record some 
serious competition.

One final word about ASSC-LV: If anyone is going to CES in January and 
wants to get together for another ASSC-LV, speak up, and we can set up 
another meeting.

Wednesday night was my last night in Vegas, so I wanted to try out Club 
Exotica, the newest club in town. Like Little Darlings, it's B.Y.O.B. and 
fully nude. A cabbie told me that Exotica had been busted four times, so 
I was burning to give it a try. I got there early (about 9:00 pm), but
was disappointed in the quality of the women. Mostly 3s, 4s, and 5s,
which wasn't up to OG's, Cheetah's, or Little Darling's standards. About
10:30 pm, I gave up and unfortunately can't report on the quality of the
laps (the sign said lap dances are a minimum of $5 and a maximum of $10).
I wanted to get back to OG before it got too crowded.

At OG, I paid the $15 entrance fee, which gets you two drinks (beer, 
mixed drinks, or soda) and thoroughly enjoyed the show. About 1:00 am, I 
was ready to lap and gave it up to a small-breasted woman who I hadn't 
even seen dance, but won me over with some dynamite caresses. She was 
terrific. I don't want to get her in trouble, so let me say that she 
knows how and where to touch as she moves through her routine. Not a hard
grind, but a subtle sexual tease. Her name is Love, and I told her she
can count on more $20 bills from me during CES. Both Love and Brenda are
local, so check them out at OG.


Link
(the poster formerly known as LinkFarm)