From: Skats
Date: 10/23/1996

Though not a true convoy (we only went one place this time), this little
gathering of ASSCers was a little treat for us SoCals.

Upon arriving a TJ's aroung 9:30 I scanned the room for familiar faces.
No not ASSCers, but dancers.  Unfortunately no Wednesday, but I digress.
Before I could get my strictly enforced 1 drink, LapMeRich walks up
behind me.  After exchanging greetings and introducing him to my cousin
(who's also my SC & crime partner though not an ASSCer though he might
be after this), we spotted ALS sitting at the booth in back.  We cruised
over and he introduced me to CP-One who'd been there since 11 AM and
sampled every dancer in the place.  I guess it's just workplace research
for him.  My main man Dodger, Ursa_M, & undefined were also there.

After rapping about SPAM, the state of the NG, the CP, and whatever
other crap we could think of most of us starting getting laps.  I bought
about 10 nice ones from some blond without an ounce of fat on her and a
pair of nice implants.  Pretty good dancer and she like to stick her
tongue in my ears which was strange because she didn't like to sit on
the couch without putting a towel down first and said she washes her
hands compulsively.  Two songs after I was done with her I got about 15
from Angel.  I recommend her highly but YMMV.  Dodger wasn't blown away
by her.  She's strictly a pro so don't expect anything besides laps but
if you like petite brunettes with great breasts and rock-hard bodies,
she'll hit the spot.  She even met IRL there a few nights before and
concurred that he looks like a serial killer.

The highlight of the night for me, however, was when I had the first
dancer on my lap and the Pope decided he was gonna lap somebody and I
just happened to be the lucky victim.  He's real good but at a hundred a
pop he had to give me credit.  ALS: I'll pay you at the CP 11/1.

So for the last 1/2 hr or so I just rapped to the Pope, Dodger, and LMR
about all kinds of NG bullshit.  The I was out.

ZBone flaked but that's to be expected since he said he was probably
coming.  We didn't see the Kid and decided his mom found out he
frequents SC's and had him institutionalized.  ENGNR1 flaked but wuddya
expect, the guy's a working class stiff.  All in all it was a good time
and hopefully we can get a better turnout for the next one.