dunkonu@intr.net (Dunk On You)
ASSCON-EAST, Dunk On You's Take

Well, it all came together for me this afternoon, so after a trip to
the beach, some sun, some diving, and a four hour drive, I found
myself in the lap dance capital of the northeast, the Wagon Wheel.
Tonight was ASSCON-EAST.   

Present were:  Bishop (Ed), DrD (Steve), Vissidarte (didn't catch a
name), Tom from DC, and myself.   There might have been more there,
but these are the guys I met and spoke to over the course of my stay.

I walked into the club at around 9PM, found Ed who was wrapped up with
Dr. Mercedes.   I spoke with Ed briefly, then...

My retirement was put on hold for just one more night as I was
approached by a black-studded, thigh-high booted Star.  Ohhhh, Star!
If only you knew how soft your skin is and how silky your hair is!
You, lady, are great!  Soft, slow, sensuous laps are her trademark and
she doesn't disappoint.  Lady, you win!  I give!  A quick glance to
the left, and I noticed an ASSCON-1 button on the shirt of a man
getting a very energetic dance from a blonde (don't know her
name)...later, I find out the man is non other than Vissidarte!

Returning to the table, Ed and I spoke for a bit about his 500 day
retirement.  Wow!  Who'd have thunk it!  Ed, have fun!  As I'm talking
to Ed, a familiar figure appears to my right...it's none other than my
buddy Samantha!  She didn't recognize me when I walked in because I
have shaved my beard...Ed chimes in, "That's what Scott told me!"  We
share a laugh then Samantha and I retire for dances.  

Samantha, Samantha, Samantha...What am I going to do?  You have been a
good club buddy to me, darlin'.   We catch up on the goings on in our
lives since my last visit, then the dances start. An hour later, I ask
the question, " Why is it that my terrible case of 'Lap Ass' always
flares up when you're doing your best to fire me up?"  Still, I
managed to enjoy the dances thoroughly and as always, you're a bud!
You're one hot lady!  Stay that way!  And yeah, I'll go to the doctor
about my Lap Ass.  During the dances, I notice that Vissidarte is
sitting on the other side of the table getting dances from Bronnie so
I leaned over and introduced myself!  

That was the end of my dances for the night.  I set a hard cash limit
on myself tonight just in case.  I'm glad I did.  

Retiring to the tables, I introduced myself to DrD.  Steve, bra,
thanks!  As you can tell, I've about had it with clubs.  It was great
meeting you, finally!  Good luck in your engagement and upcoming
marriage!  I'll come out of retirement to check out clubs with you
anytime, wild man! 

Vissidarte, bra...you are one busy dud in the club!  I'm glad you
liked East Coast laps!  The Wheel is great club.  Next time you're in
town, let me know...I'll meet you at the Wheel regardless of my
retirement status!  

Tom, sorry I had to rush off...Cinderella Liberty sucks but when ya
gotta work on a Sunday, Saturday nights suffer!  

All-in-all, I had a great time!  Y'all are good people and it was
wonderful to associate faces with names!  Sure, there wasn't a huge
turnout, but those of us who showed, showed the colors in fine style!
In my book, ASSCON-EAST was a success!  

Y'all take care and yeah, I'll lose the exclamation marks...wouldn't
want anyone to think I had a good time.

Take care,

Scott

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bishop@access.digex.net (Ed Tuthill)
ASS-Con East -- Thanks

Thanks to those who came out last night; I definitely had a good 
time.  Stayed until closing time, as always.  And in five hundred
days, we'll see what happens.

It's been... an experience.

Goddess bless.

-Ed

*****

From: SteveDrD 
Re: ASS-C at the WW

Bill Larkins wrote:
> 
> [SkiUL8r]
> I haven't been on-line to much lately and haven't seen much on the ASS-C
> East planned for the Wagon Wheel.  Is it still planned for Saturday Aug
> 10.  LQQKing forward to the LAPS.
>
> [Bill] 
> Yep, it sure is! I _hope_ I don't have too much of a hangover to make
> it...
> 
> By the way, Shy Buxom Blonde said to say "hi!" to you... 

Okay, so I was a lousy host, and went home early.  I had a great time, and the 
ASSCers I did meet--Dunk On You, Ed (The Bishop) Tuthill, Tom Nisonger, and 
VissiDarte--were truly fine companions.  If others were around the house that 
night, I apologize for not seeking you out, but I had a reason or two.  
Generally they were sitting on my lap.  Special thanks to BRAWNY, STAR, DAWN, 
and CINDI.  I think I've forgotten how to write a real review, so I'll work on 
it off-line before I subject you to what went down last Saturday night.

SteveDrD
What I lack in organizational skills, I make up for in enthusiasm.