New Century SF Editorial (Bubba)
San Francisco, Ca.
Friday, 12/01/95
This Week's Feature: JADE EAST (Thu. 11/30 thru Wed. 12/06,
showtimes: 1230pm, 530pm, 8pm, 1030pm)
Night Shift Dancers: TINA KAT PRINCESS MEAGAN
EMBRE MARIA REEVA RAVEN
TEMPTATION TIKI LACEE VELVET
MIA LUCKY DEELICIOUS OLIVIA
PARIS PORSCHE ESME HOLLY
MIMI EDIE STARSHA CHLOE
Summary: ALS's Birthday Party turns into a major celebra-
tion for ASSC/SF and yet another reason why I
LOVE this newsgroup.
It's been over 24 hours since the Big Event, and I still smile thinking
of the outpouring of love and affection shown for my friend (and friend
of ASSC'ers everywhere), ALS, on his special day. And what a celebration
it was! I'm sure those of you who were there felt the warmth, comraderie,
and the genuine feeling that ASSC is populated with REAL people who all
share in the excitement, thrill and fun of the strip club fantasy. I
will make a disclaimer now for anyone or anything I fail to recall...
the evening had so many memorable moments.
...A Cake With Great Big Candles
My ALS Birthday experience actually began a week-and-a-half ago when
TIKI and I met to discuss what we could do special for the big
celebration. I suggested ice cream ;-) but TIKI replied, "Been there,
done that already... What about a birthday cake?" A cake, of course!
Then she added, "...with great big candles!" Uh-oh, here we go again!
Let's Party!
I arrived at NC as early as I could, 6pm, and took a quick look inside
the theatre. MIA sat next to me and asked "Ready for the big night,
Bubba?" Actually, I wasn't really sure what to expect. KAT introduced
me to Alan Bostick who couldn't stay for the party but wished ALS "a
very happy birthday". Over the next hour, I began recognizing a lot of
familiar faces inside the theatre and in the lobby, just didn't know
names until LinL came over and reintroduced himself. "Is TIKI going to
do 'her thing' tonight?" he asked... "Maybe, maybe not... we'll have to
wait and see", I replied.
PRINCESS and Party Favors
LinL joined me RFC when the awesome blonde, TEMPTATION, danced early in
the shift. While she shook her large and natural tits in my face, I
felt arms wrapping around me, a great big kiss on the cheek, and a
noise-maker pushed into my mouth... a gleeful PRINCESS was running
around the theatre furnishing ASSC'ers with birthday hats and party
favors... I blew my noisemaker just as TEMPTATION turned and I
"accidentally" tickled her butt... Oops, I HATE when that happens!
PRINCESS then slipped a hat onto TEMPTATION's head while she danced.
Toward the end of song three, TEMPTATION took the hat off, rubbed her
p*ssy with it, then handed it to me... museum "pieces" are accumulating
at an alarming rate.
All Hail ALS!
When TEMPTATION took her final bows, I got up and turned to leave the
stage area when I saw a crowd of people near ALS's office, now adorned
with balloons, gifts, and cards... and standing in the middle of it all,
ALS himself, dapper, neatly dressed in tie and vest! The moment we
greeted each other, ALS pinned a black button with "A.S.S-C" printed in
white (the "little something" we can wear) on my shirt collar.
Introductions were every which way... PelicanHead and DougLee, each of
whom I somehow never met before... Great guys, both. Dick Smith of
Houston. Curious George. Lurkers galore (ALS confirmed five known, I'm
sure there were more... I just can't recall names... sorry!). Shortly
after, Tiger the Grrreat arrived.
As had become customary, MIA played catch with ALS with a piece of her
costume and, once again, ALS vowed never to return it... "I feel like a
caricature of myself tonight" I tell ALS as I perv'd it up RFC. "You
ARE..." he chuckled. Later, MIMI, during her stage set, throws a
wrapped gift at ALS... One thing I noticed about all the projectiles
flying off the stage this night - ALS has "good hands".
KAT - No Flamethrower Needed Tonight
Probably the most eagerly-awaited dancer of the evening was, of course,
ASSC regular contributor and recently retired NC dancer KAT, who
signaled her "return" on this special night. And the runway was SRO
during her dance appearance. ASSC on full throttle. And she did not
disappoint! Sleek, seductive, with a definite air of kink about her,
KAT evoked a large ovation after her three song set from the
predominantly ASSC gathering.
TIKI Makes a Big "Splash"
Earlier in the evening, TIKI informed me that she wanted me to bring
out ALS's birthday cake between her second and third songs, and that
she'd "take care of the rest..." As during KAT's performance, all
seats on the runway are full, and LinL ensured that ALS had "pole"
position when TIKI was introduced to the crowd. Song one had TIKI doing
her pole-pretzel specialties and, at one point, we "blew" each other
(party favors, that is). During song two, LACEE climbed onto the stage
RFC and the two wild girls frau-licked in ALS's face! Between songs
two and three, Tiger and I placed the half-sheet chocolate with white
frosting cake ("Happy Birthday ALS ;-)" inscribed in red) on the edge
of the runway, lit up four 10-inch candles and placed them on the cake.
ALS appeared surprised and anticipatory of what was to come. We ALL were...
First TIKI danced seductively above the lit candles, coming EVER so
close to touching them with her p*ssy. Then she took one of the
candles, began tonguing it's shaft... rubbed it against her p*ssy lips,
THEN... Hardcore candle penetration (she's SO f*ckin' insatiable)! ALS
and the crowd go wild... TIKI is writhing RFC and purrs at ALS to "Make
a wish..." with the lit candle in his face... He has a momentary
hesitation blowing the candle out; gotta be hyperventilating... I know
I was! After blowing out the candle, ALS grabs TIKI's whip off the
stage and begins flogging "innocent" little ol' me! "What are you do-...
Oooh ALS, Whip me! Beat me!" I begged. It's gotten out of control
again! Meanwhile, TIKI takes off her stockings, one at a time, flosses
her p*ssy and ass with them, uses them to slice the cake, then shoves
them in ALS's mouth!
But the coup de grace occurred towards the end of the song... TIKI
began to squat down to do a final spread shot for the lucky ones RFC,
and just as she hovered above the cake... OOOPS!!! SPLAT!!! Butt Print,
Big Time!!! Cake flew everywhere! And everyone went nuts! And, as if
that wasn't enough, she pulled herself up, turned, bent over in ALS's
face and demanded that he lick the cake off her ass... AND HE DID!!!
Un-f*cking-believable! TIKI, the Real Thing. ASSC class dismissed.
We ALL have to step outside for some air. ALS, who's "seen it all",
seemed genuinely amazed. When he began to thank me, I just said, "That
was TOTALLY TIKI... Her idea and execution, 100%" douglee just shook
his head: "Unbelievable!" Tiger: "I will NEVER forget what I just
saw..." LinL: "Yup, she 'did it'... AMAZING!"
The Party Continued...
Each dancer during the shift appeared to be pulling out all the stops
for the birthday boy. PRINCESS performed her popular "Wizard Of Oz"
set, and during song two, ALS was blindfolded and she blasted him with
whipped cream! He was drenched before he could get the blindfold off...
and smelled like whipped cream the rest of the night. I'd hate to see
his dry cleaning bill... REEVA the Rack danced, this time wearing
PelicanHead's neck tie (no flossing allowed)... I spotted ALS spending
quality time with new dancer EMBRE and, sometime later, grinding on
TIKI with a pretty intense lap dance. NEWS FLASH: We found out (quite
by accident) that there were now wallpads in the Wall Dance area!!!
When did this happen? ALS was in shock! We ALL were!
And to bring a fitting close to the ASSC-related festivities, IRL
arrived and did some virtual "lap-top" dancing with NakedGirl9... and
we were all treated to her online "look-and-feel" (actually, "look"
only).
ASSC Rules! IT RULES!
At 2am the house lights came up and ALS, not wanting to let this
special evening end, suggested dinner. Any one interested? We ALL
were! We caravaned to Chinatown ("Right on Post, Left on Grant, Right
on Jackson...") and got a table at a late-night restaurant... There was
Tiger on my left, TIKI on my right, and around the table, IRL, LinL,
Josh, DougLee, ALS, KAT, the artist formerly known as Rudeboy, and his
bodyguard... Hot and sour soup, egg rolls, kung pao chicken,
"porridge", fried rice, pot stickers... the food on the Lazy Susan was
as varied as the ASSC/SF members that were talking and laughing at that
table... and as I gazed about this group of new friends (how close
we've become so quickly!), I realized just how genuinely PROUD I was to
be there.
ALS, thank you for bringing us all together. Happy Birthday, and Best
Wishes for the coming year. Luv ya, dude :-)
-BUBBA