From: squid <stripclub@beer.com> Newsgroups: alt.sex.strip-clubs Subject: ASSC AFTSD - A Simple Review Date: Tue, 02 Dec 2003 22:04:25 +0100 Organization: Hunk-a hunk-a burnin' love! Lines: 99 Message-ID: <2klpsv0j0j61f90cqt54l1nq0938i75q9a@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: p-459.newsdawg.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.91/32.564 Well the clock ticks along while I suffer my annual AFTSD bout of writer's block. My fiance is in the next room most likely upset that I spend too much time online. And in an hour a friend will call to say he's ready to go to the strip club. Ah the strip club. That is the reason we all come here isn't it? With less than 24 hours back from Kuwait I was already nursing a cold beer in a strip club. Most people who really know me wouldn't be surprised. The surprise for me was that this club was less than two miles from my house in a small Sicilian village. But since there is a large US Navy base a few minutes away it wasn't too big of a surprise. The owner is a smart man. Not only is he cashing in on the local base, but everything in the club runs off the dollar. There is no need to stop to exchange your greenbacks into Euro. Of course they will take your Euro too at a 1:1 rate (actual rate $0.86:1E). If you use plastic they charge in Euro plus a 5E service charge. The club itself is really small. You pass your cover through a small window in a foyer. Once inside there are about a dozen couches and a half dozen low tables. The bar has about ten stools. That is the extent of seating. The room is square and divided into quarters by arches with a large column in the middle of the room. The bar and entrance are in the SE and SW sections. The NE section is all couches, and can be curtained off into four lapdance booths. The stage and more couches are in the NW section. A small alcove off the NW section has another booth, and has doors to the unisex bathroom and dressing room. There is no parking lot, but Italian parking isn't hard to find since the club is on the edge of town. Cover is $10 and comes with one drink. All other drinks are $7. Dancer drinks are $15. Lapdances are purchased in time blocks. For 5 minutes it costs $20, 15 minutes is $60 and a half hour is $100. Dancers rotate through on one month tours. There appear to be agencies that specialize in this. There is always fresh meat, but it makes it hard to establish an ATM/ATF relationship. So far I've seen dancers from Norway, Sweden, South America, Spain, England, Scotland, Canada, Russia, Czech Rep, and several other countries I can't remember. They have almost all been hot with a special mention to those fiery Spaniards. On my first visit I attached myself to a Norwegian blonde. She didn't seem to be too bright, but the milage was out of this world. She was living locally so she wouldn't be moving on at the end of the month. Unfortunately just as we were developing a meaningful relationship she disappeared. I've seen her around since, but not in the club. And she doesn't stop for friendly chat. As soon as my Scandinavian Blonde was gone I found a Scandinavian Brunette. I can't remember is she was Norwegian or a Finn. Actually I bounced between her and an 18y/o blonde Swede, but I preferred the brunette. Her dances were very dominating. I loved it. At the end of the month she was gone though. In August the twins arrived. Blonde, hardbodies, sweet and sexy. It took awhile to get one to my table, and through her I was able to get her sister to join us. I brought up the subject of a lapdance threesome hoping they wouldn't be too grossed out. Five minutes later I'm behind a curtain with two nude sisters fighting over lap space. Not only were they not grossed out, but they were willing to touch each other. I hit a high that night. Over the next two weeks I thought I'd burn out. I was burning money like crazy every night while they danced for me. Sometimes they were together, and other times they danced for me separately. Eventually I grew slightly closer to one. It was as close to being with a lover as I've ever been with a stripper. We only had a few days, and I decided to run with those days. In the middle of August my fiance moved in with me. If not for that I probably would have hit bottom soon. My bank account is still smoking more than three months later. I still made it out to visit them a couple of times before them month was over. It wasn't too hard to watch them go because I knew they would be back. In October the twins were back. My fiance didn't appreciate seeing a $247 charge at the club on my credit card. She doesn't mind me going to strip clubs, but she has a problem with me looking at women she feels look so much better than her. There is a long story associated. I'll spare you. I manage to visit my dear twins a few times during the month. And once again I watch them go knowing they will return. Well it's December now. I'm fighting through the Italian bureaucracy to get married. It won't happen this month. The twins are home in Prague. After the new year they will be back. I will spend a few days in Prague with my fiance later this month. And my friend is at the club now waiting for me. Happy AFTSD VIII duds. squid -- To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, "Our country, right or wrong," and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an insult to the nation. -- Mark Twain