Proclamation
at Bonita Flats Saloon, Olathe, KS (assumed to
be AFTSD as it was posted on that day) Voyager 12/02/2001 Went to
Bonita Flats Saloon last Friday after work for a month end treat. In the
following link, as the various pics of the nudie bars in Kansas are shown in the upper
left hand corner, Bonita's is the two story I enter the
vestibule where the bouncer asks for member info. However, instead of requesting this
immediately from me, he sternly looks at my wookie PL frame and begins to read me the riot
act.... "We
don't want you as a customer if you.... don't buy
drinks, don't
tip the dancers, don't get
lapps, and, no sitting at
the bar". I was a lil
surprised!.... Whats a
natural borne PL to do, but fold his tail between his legs and I stammer pathetically.... "I WANT
to be a customer!. He smiled and
let me in. This bouncer has been there forever, big heavyset biker looking guy with near
Tailiban like beard. I never had any trouble with him, other than the time he lightly
tapped one of my budds on the shoulder and asked him to tone down his thunderous clapping
after each girl's song. I mean the ceiling tiles and stuff were popping out there frames
due his air displacement... but I
digress... No one was
sitting at the bar..... Typically the long bar is full of patrons and dancers. Kinda
strange to see it empty. I grab a seat
on the long lapp bench, and wait to get beat up. It was 5pm and the place was full of PL's
and a fair amount of dancers. I I get
accosted from a medium height, cornfed girl, 30'ish with a cute face... She asks to sit
down, I tentatively acquiesce, my heart I find out
she is a long time stripper, even danced in Idaho, when she was on the
"circuit"... How the potatoe state was brought up in Then she
climbs on my lapp and starts off. Yes, she was a dancer alright. Knew where all my buttons
were and had this knack for I asked my
cornfed naughtie girl what was up with the "proclamation" by the bouncer. She
would not let on, something was up I could tell by the look in her eye and smile on her
face. I tried to press her but she wouldn't relent, why the mystery? I noticed she
had her heels off and I started to play with her feet. I told her of my foot fetish and
she asked me, what I wanted to do with her feet... I believe I
left her speechless. A few times, I recall she telling me, "I've never had that done
before"..... I indicated
to her I was not one dimensional in my fetish desires and inquired as to the status of her
clitoral unit and accompanying beef curtains. She told me she had a large clit (this
surprised me, most dancers, when I inquire about their clitoris, I get a blank stare). I
raise my wookie little finger, and with no words being mentioned I point to the first
knuckle and she shook her head, yes, as to size. Needless to
say, I was tongue tied & twisted.... She indicated
her mudflaps were ample as well. Then had the heart to tell me, at a previous club, the
other dancers had bought her a She had to go
up onstage and excused herself. A tall blond in boots happened to be on stage, we began
the sensuous eye thing. Lazy ass me, I didn't get up and tipp her a fiver to catch her
immediate attention. I guess I was playing the "hard to get PL thing". After her
dance she tortures me by going to another PL, then the pair happen to move and sit in the
empty spot next to me on the bench. She inches from my body...., wearing the kind of boots
that can take forever to lace and unlace.... As I gazed
upon her long legs, I began to get faint, then.... A chocolate
mousse accosts me. Cornfed, very cute face, and she was wearing braces, maybe another
fetish of mine.... We talk and I get one lapp. A non committal lappette. I tell her, I
really was eyeing another girl across the way and I point her out to her. Young, Girl can't be
more than 18, I find out she has danced at an all nudie club.... Four lapps later, I had
fallen in and out of luv with her Disheveled, I
walk out to the white shadow, a hell bound train is runnin' down the tracks, uber close to
the building, I look up and I guess I
just lost my focus... http://www.savoybrown.com/Images/hatmodel.jpg I'm going down the road, on the Hellbound Train Take a long
look lady 'cause you won't see me again Take a last
look lady, yes hard and long 'Cause I'm
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