Monday, February 05, 2001, 12:02 am Eastern Time

Press Release

SOURCE: LNS™ [Lapdance News Service, a division of ASSCnn™]....

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ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR AWARDS ASS-C.COM™ $35 CONTRACT FOR DOMAIN RENEWAL

A.S.S-C, Feb. 05 / LNS™/ -- An anonymous benefactor has awarded ASS-C.COM™ a one year, $35 contract for its domain registration renewal with Network Solutions.

Utilizing ASS-C.COM™'s best-in-class Hall of Fame™, AFTSD™ Archives, #ass-c™, and numerous A.S.S-C Publications™, ASS-C.COM™ offers a total suite of strip club resources to ASSCer™'s around the world.

Disclaimer:

This press release contains "forward-looking statements" within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. These include, but are not limited to, statements regarding the ASS-C.COM™'s plans, intentions and expectations. Such statements are inherently subject to a variety of risks and uncertainties that could cause actual results to differ materially from those projected. These risks include increased levels of competition, shortages of cellular handsets, unstable internet connections and other key equipment, restrictions on ASS-C.COM™'s ability to finance its growth, and other factors. A more extensive discussion of the risk factors that could impact these areas and the ASS-C.COM™'s overall business and financial performance can be found in ASS-C.COM™'s reports filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission. Given these concerns, investors and analysts should not place undue reliance on forward-looking statements.

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SOURCE: LNS™